LarpGPT™
The world's first AI system designed to generate plausible explanations for missed deadlines.
Status: 99.9% Up
LarpCloud™
Infinite scalability. Currently hosted on our CTO's MacBook Air.
Status: On Battery
LarpPay™
Decentralized financial infrastructure. Block time: 3–5 business centuries.
Gas: High
LarpAttend™
Autonomous drone attendance verification system. Accurate until professors appear.
Status: Hovering